I think the biggest turn on is knowing you turned someone else on.
IM SO ANGRY THAT PINEAPPLES DONT GROW ON TREES
THIS PISSES ME OFF SO MUCH YOU DOTN EVEN KNOW
Who invented the blow job?
Like, who wakes up one day and thinks “today, I will suck a dick”
I thought this was common knowledge
okay but a story about an asexual pirate who gets made fun of by the crew until he saves all of them from sirens
A pirate for the adventure, not the booty
oh my gosh i want that on a bumper sticker
Trying to pilot a ship here. Thanks.
IT GOT BETTER
So I was talking to my friend about colouring books and she showed me this one.
And then there was this page.
And finally this absolute gem!
How amazing is this book?! I want one.
Where the fuck do people find these hidden, majestic things???
Panda researchers in China wear panda costumes to give mother-like feeling to a lonely baby panda who lost her mother [x]
without context it looks like some guy disguised himself as a panda so he could sneak into their panda community and now he’s making a quick getaway with the baby panda
Lololol at people who think pole dancing doesn’t require skill
A study in brand minimalism
Jesus, I find the minimalized ones SO relaxing.
I looove all of the second to last ones. Still a touch of style and unique “branding,” but still very minimalist.
FUCK I FORGOT THAT THE BIRD STORE I WORK AT HAS ONE BABY BIRD THAT LIKES TO SLEEP IN PEOPLES POCKETS IM HOME AND SOMETHING IS MOVING IN MY POCKET OH FUCK
YEAH ITS THE BIRD I JUST ACCIDENTALLY STOLE A BIRD
MY BOSS JUST GAVE ME THE MOST STERN LOOK OF DISAPPROVAL BEFORE HE STARTED LAUGHING SO HARD HE HAD TO GRAB THE EDGE OF A TABLE
Every picture tells a story but this one asks more questions than it answers